Monthly Archives: January 2013
Early Christian and Byzantine Art
“The asses which you went to seek are found.”
I meant bitch when I said dumbass, so don’t be offended.
Change
“You’re such a gemini. The two halves are showing up right now. You WANT to text him to see if he’s a virgin, but you really don’t want to know, and the third part of you is like ‘damn, I want Nutella.’”
Rebellion?
“You know what…I’m a college student. I’m never going to drink, I’m never going to smoke, I might as well do one rebellious thing in my college career and vandalize.”
The Tube
oh look. Abby bought something to shotgun vodka in.
Saturday Night
So what if our crazy weekend nights include ordering the American Girl Doll catalog to our dorm address so we can reminisce about old times, and then smearing honey all over ourselves for facials?
Gettin’ Chiseled
“We should get into stonecarving.” “We’d get jacked, bro.” “Why are we painters? Of all things, why aren’t we something that will get us jacked?” “Because we’re squishy.” “Which came first? Are we squishy because we’re painters? Or painters because we’re squishy..” “I like to think…they walk hand in hand..in a meadow of inspiration…”
Getting Ready for Bed
“I don’t have to go to a chiropractor because I crack my back every time I take off my bra.”
Ukelele Time
I just…want to sit here and sing about eskimos, okay?